…to be sung to the traditional tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” as best you can, as my scansion and alliteration aren’t great…
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: two fireboats ready and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: three Tower crew, two fireboats ready and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on theThames.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: seven sandy castles, six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: eight rowers rowing, seven sandy castles, six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: nine marina marvels, eight rowers rowing, seven sandy castles, six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: ten kayakers kayaking, nine marina marvels, eight rowers rowing, seven sandy castles, six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: eleven Watermen’s cutters, ten kayakers kayaking, nine marina marvels, eight rowers rowing, seven sandy castles, six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: twelve gleaming baubles, eleven Watermen’s cutters, ten kayakers kayaking, nine marina marvels, eight rowers rowing, seven sandy castles, six bright balloons – five Chelsea lanterns, – four sleepy cruisers, three Tower crew, two fireboats ready, and a Port of London vessel on the Thames.
And the dream ended as I awoke…
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Thank you for joining me here. Wishing you a happy Christmas and a happier 2023 than last year.